Happy bel-yay-ted birthday to me

How Whistler's Mother is this pastoral iPhone shot of my amaaaaaaazing new coffee-drinking accessories? Thank you to my caffeine addiction and to Liz for making this happen.

Obviously, a man created this cake topper

Because (just a GUESS) I think my mom (and mom-to be) friends might disown me if I dared put this cake topper on a baby shower cake.

(if the photo isn't clear from this angle, she's standing on a scale)

Now all I need to find is milk-flavored toothpaste...

Mickey Mouse SO lost out in terms of Florida's entertainment options

No wait, THIS is better than cable

(Note: Yes, I did take this photo from the safety of my own car. I'm not really one of those people who would die for the sake of their art.)

(Note: And no, I'm not really considering this photo 'art')

Do any of your packages contain anything fragile, liquid, perishable or potentially hazardous?

Would you like to ship this Express Mail and have this arrive tomorrow? Would you like delivery confirmation or proof of delivery? Can I interest you in any packaging supplies or a post office box today?

(in other words, if all creative outlets fail, I think I could be one hell of a postal employee)

Apartmenttherapy, take note

Most creative use of bathroom tile: Zada Jane's Corner Cafe (Charlotte, NC)