Now all I need to find is milk-flavored toothpaste...

Mickey Mouse SO lost out in terms of Florida's entertainment options

No wait, THIS is better than cable

(Note: Yes, I did take this photo from the safety of my own car. I'm not really one of those people who would die for the sake of their art.)

(Note: And no, I'm not really considering this photo 'art')

Do any of your packages contain anything fragile, liquid, perishable or potentially hazardous?

Would you like to ship this Express Mail and have this arrive tomorrow? Would you like delivery confirmation or proof of delivery? Can I interest you in any packaging supplies or a post office box today?

(in other words, if all creative outlets fail, I think I could be one hell of a postal employee)

Apartmenttherapy, take note

Most creative use of bathroom tile: Zada Jane's Corner Cafe (Charlotte, NC)

This is better than cable

Montauk love, part 2

Lobster girl lives on.

Montauk love, part 1

Because if I surfed, this would be my board for sure.

East Hampton teaches me a very important lesson

I can eat my cake and buy some too.

It looks like someone had too much to drink

A fond hello to my old friend, Corporate America.

I really forget about Those Days. It's usually when I need to make a fax (+ $3.00) or when I have to buy my own lunch when discussing business (+ $11.00) that I really miss Those Days.

But today, I got to pay my friend a little visit when dropping off Save the Dates to client. So what if I didn't work in the Wachovia building, the good people of Goodberry–who were schilling ice cream sundaes in the name of a corporate sponsor in the building–had no idea. I could almost taste my bottomless expense account along with Heath Bar crunch.

Now does anyone have a dinner function they need accompaniment to??

In case you're ever homeless, just make sure to have your dress shoes on you

Because if so, even the most depressing afternoon can turn into une belle journée.

Click here for the actual video courtesy of wimp.com... I was just tempting everyone with this screengrab.

PS. Thank you to my shoe-loving friend Paola for passing this forward along. As Cabernet is my witness, I will never go thirsty again.